Sunday, March 08, 2015

The Democratic Cannibal State

Cannibals should be able to elect the candidate that represents their best interest and he or she should offer the best services  and infrastructure required for a healthy productive cannibal life.The Conservative candidate will advocate eating fewer people per week and the liberal candidate will be more generous with flesh provision as befitting the liberal ideology but all opinions will be represented in the democratic process and the ballot box will ensure that cannibalist principles are accessible to all in the democratic tradition assuring  equal  race age and gender - neutral opportunities in  the excercise and disemination of  cannibalist values.

Who can doubt when all this is taken into consideration that democracy is the most civilized method of human association ever devised by man? Only backward,primitive reactionaries could possibly demur.

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