Saturday, April 28, 2007

Imbecilic George and Gullible Warming

We were informed by Mad Georgte that the earthquake yesterday was due to global warming. It happened in the 14 th century too but never let the facts get in the way of your delusions george and fellow flat earthers. They do say scratch a Green and find a Red.

The only tectonic plates he should worry about are the political ones that are going to sweep lefties to oblivion and usher in a new age UKIP BNP hegemony.

We have a university lecturer who is standing as a BNP candidate and I will probably vote for him or UKIP. As I have said before we have no Conservative Party anymore.

I am seriously thinking of staging a mock funeral for the Tory Party, marching solemnly through the streets with a Tory embossed coffin and wreaths. It is time to lay this sorry Tory corpse to rest once and for all and give it the fitting send off it deserves. Only then can we start the long process of building a real conservative party with Thatcheresque credentials. The limp wristed faggoty Camerons will be forced to call themselves by another name under the trades descriptions act. Suggestions. The Metrosexualives Party?

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