Saturday, September 09, 2006

I Have A Dream...

If I were to run as an independent and could get financial backing I would propose the following in my manifesto.


Ban abortion and homosexuality.

Repatriation of all muslims and dismantlement of all mosques.

End all immigration.

Reintroduction ofCapitol punnishment.

Tough harsh prison conditions without any of the present liberal namby pambying of criminals.

Public thrashing of burglars and muggers,rapists etc.

Repeal of easy divorce laws.

Right to bear arms(already in bill of rights)

Purge the police force of all PC commissars and dictats

Privatisation of BBC

Denationalisation of NHS,

Denationalisation of State Education.

Abolition of income tax and vat and the thousands of stealth tax introduced by Stalinist Brown

Sack the million or more government public serpents/ parasites

Dismantle the Welfare State

Abolish inheritance tax and stamp duty

Abolish the minimum wage and all the thousands of red tape NU labour legislation on business

Immediate UK withdrawal from the EU and UN



But what would I do in the afternoon?


Nuke Iran!

( I'd spoil their whole day......)

2 comments:

Pirate said...

where do we vote? It will be too tough to be nominated if you are so plain spoken and honest. The masses usually prefer to be lied to and told how good they are and what great things you are going to do for them.

Anonymous said...

I can't say I agree with all of your manifesto, but I'd certainly be tempted to vote for you.