Not So Gullible Warming

The public won't get fooled again. They think this gullible warming thing is a racket. The leftist environ-mentalists will have to spin even more furiously to get the public to swallow their loopy anti capitalist agendas. The Today programme will have to mention the environment 200 times an hour instead of just 150. Al Gore will have to make even more absurd hyperbolic claims, Private frasier will have to be exhumed to declaim 'We're doomed, doomed!' on an endless tape loop; brainwashing environ-mentalist change-agents in the schools will have to work even harder, accelerating to fever-pitch less this dangerous skepticism counters all the work of the socialists to take away the last freedoms of the British people. No time to lose!