Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Driven To Destruction

Here it is. Keep death off the roads!

It was a hunch. Now there's the number crunch. We see it every day. Women cannot drive! They have a genetic predisposition to crash and drive badly. Too emotional. Whatever the reason we need to take this very seriously. Of course there are exceptions but they don't make the rule. They say they cannot navigate either! What are women for?!

I guess it is the man's job to steer them on the right course and protect them from themselves. What a thankless task that is. The human race lives under a curse of original sin and we are stuck with it. Women cannot help themselves. They die after their partners usually because they have driven them mad. The grave is a welcome escape.

Still. They are nice to look at......

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