Saturday, October 06, 2012

You Could Be A Conspiracy Theorist If..

1.You have the capacity to believe 7 impossible things before breakfast

2.You hate Capitalism

3.You think you are part of an elite cognoscenti,(as opposed to all the 'deluded,uninformed 'sheeple').

4.You are paranoid

5.You are a sad loser

6.You've taken too many drugs

7.You have vague inert thwarted aspirations

8.You have an inflated sense of entitlement

9.You are regular devotees of the Max and Stacey show

10.You need cockamayne theories to fuel your rage

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