Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Clarke The Great Pretender

Plumbing new depths of cynicism Tory grandee Eurofanatic Kenneth Clarke in a bid for the leadership of the tory party announced last week that the Euro was a flop and he wouldn't be advocating UK membership which must be the most incredible political volte face of recent times -if he wasn't lying through his teeth which of course he was.

We'll believe he meant it when chickens have teeth and scorpions stop stinging.

A spokesman for the liberal party said they would be concerned by a Clarke led tory party because he would steal all their clothes. Still, he would make a wonderful leader - of the Liberal party (he's so left wing Labour wouldnt want him).

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