Brexiters, let me break it to you gently..

It ain't happening. Sorry. I need no Nostradamic powers whatsoever to tell you this. Kindergarden reading skills will suffice. Read the writing on the wall - it's in neon. The Establishment has been trying in its oh-so subtle ways to tell you for the longest time but your dangerous and naive belief in silly  old traditions commonly known as Democratic Norms has blinded you to this obvious truth.

We are now in a post-Democratic era my friends. I had to do it. The truth will set you free, even if its a terrible frightening discombobulating  thing. Just give it time to slowly sink in. You cannot move forward until you do.

Now what are you going to do? Set fire to shops, loot, kill another MP? Well, there's that. But seriously what can you do? When Democracy has been betrayed by the very people who you thought - up to a short while ago at least - were its living embodiment and stalwart champions?

 Process,integrate this new knowledge. And maybe even dare to ask yourself whether a system of majority rule was ever the best way to run our affairs especially when if you boil it down it is nothing more than pure collectivism anyway, majority rule. Would you want people to vote on your shopping list? You wanted pea soup but the People want guacomole so get used to it.

Let's give the ex democrats what they richly reserve. Reject democracy and opt instead for a system predicated on individual rights and the only know system that is compatible with it, namely, Capitalism.

A Few months is a long time in politics....

Well since we last convened lol we have become a Banana Republic, but with the bananas Monarchy still sadly in place though - perhaps not  for much longer as the Prince and Princess of Woke slowly descend into a spiral of madness and disappear up their respective fundaments.

Still we have more important things to concern ourselves with such as how to adjust to the fact that we are on the precipice of tumbling into an authoritarian totalitarian state with a zombie government of quislings and lickspittles holding us captive in their vortex of  obsfuscatory white noise double speak word salad.

People laughed when I said Borris should plant his tanks on Parliament square and flush out the co opted Brussels-captured traitors and Cromwell-fashion flush them out the Houses of toilet chambers but that's about the only thing that will work right now.

Remoaner Remember the 5th of November. It's just a beat away.