Death to all Quangos!

That's Capitalist Party policy re Quangos. They are an abomination and there will be a raging inferno of them in which none will be spared. They are the most sneakiest and serpentine of all the ways the state gets to grow itself  by  a deliberate act of deceiving the public about the very nature of the beast in question, quangos.

We will acknowledge their legitimacy only if there can be produced as evidence in support of them a quasi pregnant woman or a quasi vegan.

Quangos are in direct violation of the law of contradiction -namely, that contradictions do not exist -A is A and when the state seeks to violate such a law it does so for one reason only, to deceive the public and attempt to get away with immoral activity, to enlarge its powers, grow government and curtail the freedom of its citizens still further which it knows it cannot do directly, in plain sight so engages in sleight of hand devious underhand methods, by smoke and mirrors in which category the invention of the quango is in a category and class all of it's own in its darkly ingenious anti concept conception!

Quangos are the last refuge of the scoundrel. What evil genius invented them. It was surely a committe,a group of civil serpents and politicians sitting together in the basement of government ponder on how to create a non accountable body of pooled shared responsibility -ie no responsibility at all that could appear to be separate from the state yet not separate at the same time. The quango is the ultimate light bulb eureka moment in the whole sorry history of statism and government enlargement -governments' Kafka moment come to full fruition.

Out out damned Qaungos -you are about to meet your Waterloo.