When the Capitalist Party comes to power (ahem) all the streets and roads will of course be privatised and their owners will determine the rule of the roads and streets but as an interim process cyclists will have to acquire a license (which of course, again would not exist even for cars in our post mixed economy dispensation) and would have to undergo similar tests to drivers before passing -so most would fail anyway as they are singularly dumb from my unfortunate experience with them - and most other driver's experience I would wager.
No more will we have to endure them as unwelcome travelling partners on the road who when it suits think they can switch to pedestrian mode to doge red lights or to pass on your near side,Or ride the wrong way down one way streets ad nauseam.
In short they are an atavistic Maoist assault on capitalism and the 4 wheeling lifestyle that goes with it, an environmentalist assault on progress, technology and the modern world and for this reason they should be ultimately consigned to the musuems,the Tour de France or Lycra Hell for all I care.
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