Planet Galloway

For those who are interested in science fiction a good place to visit is Planet Galloway, a strange universe on Talksport where all the laws of logic are stood on their head,where Lewis Carrol meets Edward Lear and weird moral inversions stride across the loony landscape like spasticated gargoyles grinning and grimacing in weird contortions of rage and splenetic fury.

Only those versed in Gallowayspeak can participate. Those who beg to differ are hung out to dry, ridiculed, cut off their words twisted by knaves and fools to their master's bidding.

Yesternight someone of Scottish extraction (a sine qua non for invitees onto Planet Galloway) called Cameron phoned in and informed us that life was so much better in Russia under the Soviets before the evil Yeltsin and co staged their undemocratic coup. Children and adults skipped through the daisies with beatific smiles on their faces glad to be alive and enjoying the fruits of Soviet beneficence. Why, our trusty acolyte went there himself to witness the delights of Soviet life firsthand and could vouch unwaveringly for all his astute observsations. The West has been roundly duped by the Moscow spring and the fall of East Berlin.

For these amazing insights into Soviet nirvana Galloway informed his avid listeners that the trusty Cameron will appear live on stage with his exalted self at a location in London where George, apparently, to rapturous applause and a full house regularly dispenses his pearls of political wisdom. Tickets can be purchased on his website and a telephone number is given out.

No kooky conspiracy theory no matter how weird or bizarre is exluded and is given houseroom on Planet Galloway. Group-think and all things counter intuitive are embraced with a glee and relish only possible from glazed-eyed acolytes of the Galloway Cult. One hundred callers a weekend clog the lines with their unique brand of Galloway Gibberish and are unfaltering in their benisons to the Master of tergiversation and doublespeak who can spout the utmost arrant melifluous nonsense with all the panache and aplomb of the most accomplished demagogue, without missing a beat. Tis truly a wonder to behold. The listener is transfixed, spellbound by the mastery of the verbal prestidigitation, as wild a priori leaps of logic are executed with faultless agility and mesmerising chutzpah.

The beloved Leader will periodically read out fan letters/emails from his flock, fulsome in their praise for him. Detractors will only be included if they are illiterate and praise Hitler with the clear inference that if you oppose the cast iron certainties and absolutes of George you are a fascist and only worthy of the flames of hell.

This week we were informed that our George has been holding it in for weeks due to the laws governing broadcasting during local elections! He has been holding back, repressing. What we thought were wild rants and irrational pronouncements of an escaped lunatic were but little ripples on the still pond of George's mind. Next week the torrents will be unleashed!

Why not visit now? The scales will fall from your eyes, your conflict will be over. You too will love Big Brother George.

Here It Is

Here. A freind in Dover has told me he heard a very large bang/explosion which suggests it wasn't a quake.

Earthquake or Nuclear Attack?

8.15 approx. My cupboard rattled and shook, the door almost opening. A sort of extra terrestrial shuddering that lasted for about 5 to 10 seconds. Thought it was a truck going by the road which sometiomes elicts a similar result but nothing like on this scale. Humphries on Today said there were reports of a minor tremor or quake just before signing off at 9.

Weirder still I woke up and the first thought I had was one morning I will turn on the radio and they will be talking of a nuclear attack in London. An hour later the shudder. My hand to God (as Woody Allen says in Broadway and Danny Rose.)

With only four hours sleep I have to admit it kinda shook me up slightly. Like Captain Spock I would like to apologise for that minor er, Fault.

The Godless God Of Socialism

And they said communism wasn't a religion?

Methinks Russia like the Leviticus dog is returning to its vomit.

Government Health Warning

Never mind Gullible Warming. What about a Goverment Health Warning? OK: Government is Bad for Your Health.

What are politicians but parasites sucking on the public teat? Politics is little more than Organised Crime and we would all be better off taking our chances with the Mafia. The latter has less scope for menace, less reach and less power by a millionfold.

The least we should do is stop voting for them. Sanctioning evil. That is what we are doing.

Now the local elections are grinding into gear we have to witness the insufferable spectacle of people all sensible folk would not entrust with used toilet paper knocking on our doors and spouting their unctuous drivel with as much sincerity as a double glazing salesman or estate agent. (Sorry, I malign the two latter.)

Allowing ourselves to be ruled by these inferior beings -why?! I've puzzled over this for decades and have yet to find an adequate answer. It is the proverbial elephant in the drawing room: we are the electors and authors of our own downfall. Sado-masochism? A self destructive gene?

Every day we see evidence that shows us that market based solutions and services work. Yet we entrust two of the most important services, Education and Health to the State. 60 years of brainwashing will be hard to counter. No one on the political horizon is even attempting this. We have no Conservative Party any more. If one of them comes round here I will spit in his eye. It is a party now full of faggots - and crypto Cameronian communists. Con Servitude Party more like.

My disgust is positively Tonbridgian for these mock Tories, limp wristed, effete Camp followers. I can't see Lord Snooty's face without wanting to punch it.....

BBC Sinks To New Lows

The Britsh Buggering Copulation is broadcasting a 'Gay Mass' this Sunday.( Sorry, no link yet. ) Live from Sodom And Gon-a-rear?

The church of the poisoned behind. Is there no level of depravity the Beeb will not descend to?

Satans' Black Mass. Licence payers are in for a real treat. A licence to satanize indeed.

Raised By The Hand Of God

Last night's Channel five prog was somewhat disturbing. Familiy homeschooling and bringing up their children through Bible teaching. A mother administering a beating to her 6 yr old son for claiming he had cleaned up the dishes when he hadn't? This was sinister, creepy and contained parasexual elements that were disturbing.

For a start it is not a woman's job to administer such corrections. Secondly it was totally unjustified, thirdly it was followed by comforting which is just confusing for the child. Fourthly the woman needed a damn good thrashing for her impudence and malice.

An otherwise good programme was undermined by the whacky whacking mother and the positive message of homeschooling and Bible oriented child/ adolescent rearing totally eclipsed.

Wrong Place Wrong Time

What was she doing there? What were her parents thinking of? Sad, but in so many of these cases young people stumble towards their fate blindfold and alone.You see it on Crimewatch. Young girl murdered, raped etc. She is walking home alone at midnight through an alley...

Grumpiness Causes Diabetes

Makes sense. (Of course my grumpiness is purely intellectual so I'm OK.)

The Unacceptable Faeces of Faggotism

So it wasn't only the country he was buggering up

Happiness Is A Warm Gun

What happens when you disarm a University campus. Only mad MSM liberals could conclude from the Virginia incident what is needed is More Gun Control. The whole university was a gun control zone. Unilateral disarmament kills ok.

Pirates Of The Carribean

They say you can take the boy out of the country but you cannot take the country out of the boy. The black gangs in the UK doing the shootings should be rounded up and deported back to country of origin, third or fourth generation 'British' notwithstanding. You cannot let in people from uncivilised parts of the globe, slap British citizenship on them and expect them to meld into a non existent melting pot. These are tribal people and their atavistic instincts are to kill and despoil. Their natural habitat is the jungle from which they have been plucked. They have turned our urban streets into jungles.

Send in the army and disarm them, using live rounds on them if necessary. If the countries of origin will not have them back just fly over, give them a parachute and drop them.

To refer to the 'black community' is to indulge in fancy euphemism and to dignify the subhuman. Blair was right to accuse this so-called community of being the problem but he was castigated by the stupid black 'leaders' as making racist comments. Lets call them what they are - gang leaders - and deport them too.

Socialism's Lexicon of Lies

Orwellian manipulation of language is socialism's lifeblood. Free at the point of use is a weasel concept which translated into plain English means not free at all. Now even the lie has caught up with the con artists as it always does. Whether it will be enough to wake people up to the gigantic fraud of Socialism is another matter....

It was the arch socialist Hitler himself who reflected "The broad mass of a nation are more likely to fall prey to a big lie than a small one".

Oxfam Veers Leftwards

The leftward politicisation of charity groups will ultimately backfire on them. Seen as just another pressure group public support will tail off. These latest pronouncements will just confirm many people's suspicions that Oxfam are beyond the pale and are using their charity cover to promote their insidious left wing views. Jeopardising their charity status in the process will hardly help the people they pretend to care for.

Banality Of Evil

As crude and banal as the evil rogue State of Iran is it has well got the measure of the West. The outrageous hostage taking was just a trial balloon to see how we would respond. The obvious lesson is we are a roll over, patsy, weak, vacillating, appeasing, grovelling, truckling, pusilaminous, fawning, obsequious, toadying, Chamberlainesque, defeatist, craven, cowardly,pathetic.

To send out such signals to a deranged demented psychopathic regime is downright madness in itself, and is a indication of the moral decadence of the West in the final throes of a death wish .

Sodomistas Have it all Arse Backwards

The Cardinal did pretty well in this interview but I wish he could have been a bit more robust against the shirt lifters instead of so apologetic. They sure do have chutzpah in spades and they organised a phone in campaign (as they so often do) in which they presented themselves the victims of the church's unchristian attitudes.

They are not the problem, it is the church for failing to sympathise and support them in their depraved acions. This sort of delinquent projection goes unchallenged every time and Mc Cormac did not address it at all and in his ommission and failure to do so many stupid people would have come away thinking the problem lay with the church rather than the sick perverts who are whining about 'unchristian' attitdes towards them.

The Soul Of a Socialist Laid Bare

I wouldn't trust this man with used toilet paper. Nor it would seem would a majority of British people if the latest opinion polls are to be believed.

Another Sacrifical Victim on the Altar of Feminism

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Feminism In the Dock

Knife crime is caused by the feminisation of society. Policewomen send out a signal that the police are soft and weak and feminised. Criminals wax strong. They come from fatherless mother dominated 'families' and are dysfunctional rage filled feral and delinquent. The socialists created this sick society, it is hardly going to salve it.

Feminism wanted the destruction of the family and the patriachal order. Now chaos is come again.

Lacking self respect and moral autonomy the Lord of the flies children seek to impose a phoney respect at the point of a knife. Instead of a public whipping they will probably get (if caught) namby pamby (female) social workers filling their stupid heads with liberal nonsense about self esteem and social worker jargon.

Public hangings for murdering youths would send out a clear message that the great liberal experiment is over and the new order of male authority and discipline has dawned.

BBC Mouthpiece For Terrorism

From Lord Reith to Lord Haw Haw the BBC is the conduit for every terrorist outfit it can give air time to. It mouths its propaganda and presents it as news. A smart bomb on Bush House is in order. Hopefully the Gaza correspondent who has been taken hostage will meet a grizzly end. Would we could send all the Middle East reporters there to be devoured by that which they have so uncritically embraced.

Winston's 1984 Revisited

Churchill was a prophet as well as great war leader and historian etc. He said in the 1945 election that a Labour victory would entail a Gestapo to enforce its Socialism. The left was outraged -as it always is when it is nailed. Roll forward 6 decades and we have this and police arresting people for having the wrong thoughts, cameras that speak and tell people off in the street,children brainwashed by the PC cult in schools.

All the signs were there in Labour's 45 election manifesto which read like the communist one. Hell, Atlee even looked like Lenin. As the American poet said 'they did not listen then, they are not listening now. Perhaps they never will..'

Woke Up and it was a Chelsea Mourning

Monstrous regiment of women indeed storm another barricade. When will men be invited on to Woman's Hour etc....

A Damn Good Thrashing

Chickens coming home to roost. It is so good to see British hooligans get a good drubbing. Why can't our police show the same vigour towards our hooligans? Well done Italy.

Wasn't it hillarious to hear the indignation of the Brit fans and the unconscious irony of their complaining.

What Blair should have said to Arm A Dinner Jacket

"Listen you monkey in a suit and worshipper of a paedophile prophet. We're gonna kick your sorry ass for taking our people hostage. No crying to the UN or 'EU'. Nukes are coming your way. How dare you , you pygmy. For this hooligan insolence you will pay dearly."

Instead Blair whimpered his way through the whole sorry saga, told Iran 'we bear you no ill' (?!) and the MSM organ grinder did the monkey's bidding. File under How the West was lost..

A Woman's Place is in the Home

Feminism aka collectivism seeks to destroy capitalism. It wants to turn business into a giant playpen. To feminize the workplace and make it dysfunctional and inoperative. Feminism is the cancer that eats its way through the political businesss world and devours it to the marrow.

PC Faggot

The link between the sodomistas and Fascism is now established. Bent coppers are on parade. God hates fags but the police will bend over backwards to accommodate them.

Slave To Fashion

When politicians need to apologise(which is about every day) you won't get a peep out of them. What they like doing is apologising for things that had nothing to do with them. Preferably things that happened centuries ago.This serves a dual purpose: A) it makes them feel omnipotent apologising for momentous events they had no hand in, and more importantly for them: b) it detracts from the things they really should be apologising for in the here and now.

This gesture politics has bedevilled the political scene for too long and now it is taking on surreal dimensions. The added irony is that in the case of slavery we have a very modern version of it whereby we are slaves to the State which takes from those who work and gives to those who do not (less a deduction for itself in the poverty industry.) That is the very definition of slavery in any dictionary you care to read. One group of people extracting tribute from another by force.

Where is the latter day Wilberforce who will free us from the shackles of the overmighty State?

Becket Is Waiting For Godot

Putting a woman in charge of foreign affairs can only lead to this. Where are all the men? The UK has been made a laughing stock with girly boy Blair doing his impression of Frank Spencer standing up to Iran. The Americans are ashamed of us. How did we let it happen and why are we pusillaminous in our response? No closing of our embassy in Tehran and sending the Iranians in the London embassy packing. Just wringing of hands and polite diplo-speak. How the mighty are fallen. The Bulldog has become a peckinese. Shame of it all.....

Yeah, Right (Part 3)

Relative poverty they call it. A bit of honesty creeping in to the debate? No holding of breath. Welfare causes poverty. Logic would dictate the scrapping of welfare. Logic and politics? Not something that goes together like a horse and carriage eh? There sure is a niche market for someone to come along and propose radical surgery to our social ills. If I had a few million I would throw my hat into the ring. Just be patient everyone. I'm working on it.....

Sleeping With The Enemy

Now it is official. The article is half right. It is not the snoring or the hogging of the duvet of course that is causing the male brain drain.

Perhaps a government health warning to men is in order? Or an essay by Roy Masters on female sexual psychic vampirism?

Snappy Dresser

If she wanted to hide a reptile under her dress why didn't she choose a Paleswinian male?

You Don't Say...

Gordon a Stalinist? Coming next: The pope is Catholic..

Mother's Day

Why? What for? The flower companies and the card companies make a killing. The rest of us get killed giving under pressure. A little bit of us dies every time we bend and truckle to mass suggestion and manipulation. Most people don't even know they are being worked on it is so subtle. (Well I don't think it is subtle but it is for them I suppose or they would see through it.)

Guilt is the motivator, played upon by the commercial bodies. In a free market system that is fine by me. As Mr Masters once said : "It's ok to sell dumb things to dumb people". Still, how dumb can you get? The implicit inference of Mother's Day is that we neglect our mothers the rest of the year so this is make-up time. Well, speak for yourself!

It seems like human beings need 'special days' to mark and observe because they are outwardly motivated. They cannot move and have their being except someone guides them and tells them when to go to the bathroom. I beleive sociologists refer to such people as 'other directed'.

We end up with a situation where the State directs our every move and monitors every human impulse. A machine has been created that actually reads people's thoughts. Bet Tony would like to get his hands on that.......

Female Navigation Oxymoron

Here we go again. Some people are slaves to machines and think they don't have to use their commonsense because the machine will do it for them. Same as pedestrians who wait at a traffick light becuse it is red even though there are no cars coming...

Woman's Hour (sexist!) had a comic relief item where a comedian insists on bringing up the subject of map reading. Martha Carney is not amused.

Why turn Woman's Hour into a comic relief event? Every prog provides limitless amusement and laughs (albeit unintentional) on a daily basis.

Eco Loonies Start To Panic

Having been rumbled the science fraternity is back peddaling furiously. In a damage limitation excercise they are urging 'moderation' of comments by their doomsaying bretheren. The Eco cult has been busted and they are scurrying for cover. Seen for what it is, a secular religion backed up by junk science the end is nigh scientists have been exposed as frauds and charlatans who have prostituted their profession for government tax largesse.

There is no doubt that science is being used to push a political agenda. The newspapers who are pushing the green ideology are all left wing. This is no accident. The Guardian, the Independent(cough) the BBC are all riding the eco bandwagon as it carreers out of control and lurches hysterically leftwards. At least one wheel has come off this bandwagon or gravy train and bystanders can simply await its final and hopefully fatal collision with reality.

Burning HIS Money

This makes me a little queasy but that is my personal feeling. The man is spending his own money. He lives in Monaco and so his tax level is much reduced. Even though his hard earned money is going on wine women and song it is still preferable to the alternative. If he lived in the UK all that money would be going on single parent mothers to have yet more bastards, illegal terrorist immigrants and parasitic government employees.

So: Bon appetit Mr Green!

Council Tax Review Scrapped!

Even slimeball Brown knows when he is beat.

Now we need to challenge the whole premise of this evil Socialist tax. When a man is down give him a good kicking!

Biggest Heist in British History?

Olympian waste of money on a truly breathtaking staggering scale that only governments can achieve. A perfect illustration of why the State should not do Bread and Circuses. It was how Rome fell. This is shaping up to be the financial crime of the century.

Disgraceful Verdict

Shameful. The US will rightly ignore this.Friendly fire is as old as war itself. During the World Wars 1 and 2, it was a staggering 40% rate. This case was politically motivated. One more example of Political Correctness infiltrating the military.

Commonsense Breaks Out

I like it. Children are corrupted at an ever younger age. This will help avoid cross contamination. Older students corrupt younger ones.

A Damn Good Thrashing

Is what he deserves

God (and the US Military) Hates Fags

Three cheers. At last anti gay has come out of the closet.

39 Stepford Wives

In the film version of John Buchan's 39 Steps which I saw the end of last evening with Keneth Moore, he had a female sidekick who was handcuffed to him in the plot. She was a pill but the interesting thing was the way Moore dealt with her: like a little misbehaving child. He had to constantly chide and reprove her for her delinquent emotional spasms and petulance. She is a typical female, unstable and resentful of her inferior status in the sexual food chain.

Such a film would not be made today or if it was they would have to change it to show the woman as the heroine and Hannay as the incompetent bungling male who looks to her for guidance and direction. This is how men are depicted on adverts now. ('Sexism' - that heretical impulse, is apparently okay if it is inverted.)

Such writers as Buchan are out of fashion now of course if not banned, along with Enid Blyton's Golliwogs and Agatha Christie's Ten Little Niggers. Po faced PC fascism has rooted them out and we have instead children of four being subjected to sodomite homosexaul books in school. Those who predicted such when they repealed clause 28 have been vindicated. Paedophile homosexuals are now grooming your children gentle readers (all four of you). But what do I know? I'm just a bigot and homophobe....

Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum Seekers

My solution to this would be very simple. Use live rounds to quell the riot.

Hypocrisy Of Feminism (Part 10000)

Men and women are equal -unless otherwise stated. Suddenly the idea of equality isn't so appealing huh? Poor little women mustn't go to jail. You see, men are naturally bad and evil and go to jail. If a woman commits a 'crime' it isn't really a crime at all! She has been driven to it -by men! Got it? Get with the program.Therfor, she/ they do not belong in jail.

When it comes to feminism only one thing is clear: they get out of jail free.

Who Cares?

A bunch of government bureaucrats get kidnapped in some Ethiopian hellhole and its headline news. If you go to uncivilised black holes and work for the goverment foreign office you run a risk of being captured and eaten by the natives. They better not have cut a deal with these people for their release. Whats' a few less State bureaucrats? One was from the sinister British Council for aid and develepment. That's our taxes given to countries that I wouldn't spit on or give the sweat off my brow to.How can you develop savage nations? They just become more savage....

Multicultural Cesspit.

Funny how when the truth is printed the messenger is accused of scaremongering. Migration Watch Mr Green was barely allowed to finish a sentence on R4 Any Questions last week. 'You want the truth? You can't handle the truth'.

We are paying for the liberals criminal open borders policy stretching back 50 plus years. If only we could find those responsible, line the jup against a wall and shoot the bastards. Quickest way to destroy a country is to allow in all the social effluence from the four corners of the earth.

What to do now? Mass deportations, repatriations. But who has the political will to do it?

Yeah, Right (Part Two)

These creepsand scumbags should be strung up. When they are dangling from the end of ropes and breathing their last we can say 'Sorry. We didn't MEAN to hang you.....'

Court Martial? Give Them Medals

What a disgrace that these men were court martialled for doing a great job in Iraq. When the cancer of political correctness spreads into the army the battle against evil will be lost.

Yeah, Right..

Teaching languages? These guys can't even teach them English. Laugh? I nearly payed my income tax.....

Horse Sense

Is it true that female horses cannot be trusted to run with males in races because they are too skittish and unreliable. Punters wouldn't put a penny on them. There are separate races for female horses called something like maiden stakes I believe. Interesting...

A friend's child got a hamster. It was female and apparently they are more aggressive and bite frequently. I draw no human parallels of course...

But .. there are studies which show that boys and girls do better in single sex schools. When you are a 14 year old male and the girl sitting in front of you in class has a micro skirt on and plunging neckline your first interest is hardly likely to be the Irish potato famine or the study of sedimentary rocks is it? Go figure. Apparently those in authrority cannot as some of the best schools in Kent have been infiltrated by the female species and school has gone from being a rarefied place of learning to a forlorn place of yearning.

Levy Was Dry

All of this is a ruse to get public funding for political parties which is the sine qua non of totalitarians. They are moving to get a cap on financial contributions from individuals. Unless this is resisted Democracy will be supplanted by political gangsterism. Government as Mafia is what we defacto have. The British people (well the mongrelised rump therof) is sleepwalking into slavery and unless the few who are awake take action it will be curtains. The fat lady may not be singing, but she is clearing her throat....

Worthy Of Notes

It's about time. Now how about according recognition to Maggie on a ten pound note? Suggestions for who they could put on the Euro: Del boy. Al Capone. Hitler. (Isn't he the true architect behind the EU, a supra Socialist State?)

Clueless In Gaza

If you choose to report on a moral cesspit don't be surprised if the denizens of this netherworld kidnap you. (They will probably let him go when they realise he is one of them.) A grizzly end for him would be nothing more than hubris. The BBC is the home for many lost causes and its support for the Paleswinians is just one more of them. It has more camels than London Zoo. It should be called Camel lot.

What is happening in this black hole of incipient internicine civil war has a certain poetic symetry to it. Arabs don't discriminate it would seem: they hate Everyone, especially themselves. Israel can now sit back and watch as the nextdoor neighbours from hell implode.

Hang A Hoodie

This man thinks he can get to 10 Downing St by patronising youth scum (pictured). They do say a Conservative is a person who has been mugged by reality. Cameron's counter intuitive approach to law and order seems to suggest that whatever else he is he ain't a Conservative.

When will he be rumbled. Does he truly think Toriy voters have nowhere else to go? The Ukip and BNP must get on their knees and thank God every morning for CaMoron.

A View To Tax

Politicians are like junkies. Once they get their snout in the public trough they can't quit. Their days are spent thinking up new ways of getting more of that stuff. One could call their ingenious attempts to extract ever more tribute from their tax slaves creative but if it is creativity it is of a very black and negative kind. The sort of feverish activity of a bureaucrat as he devises yet more byzantine stratagems to tie and bind his victims in knots.

The government bureaucrat-parasite is dependent upon a comatose victim to practice his black arts on. The British public is tailor made for this purpose. Having been worked on for over 60 years and conditioned to think that an Englishman's home is his councils it is no great feat for this public serpent to pass laws making it legal to enter anyone's home, do a survey and then levy a tax on such things as 'a good view', a large garden etc without a whimper of protest from the so called owner.

Even now some such public serpent is scraping the barrel desperately trying to wring one more ounce of flesh out of his dying prey. Hows about a tax on breathing? We could attatch a breathometer...

Buggers Belief

Homosexuals will be able to insist that churches open up the doors of their social centres for them to hold their meetings if the new legislation beomes law. Christian printers will be forced to accept and print homosexual organisations' literature. This is tyranny. This is open war. Will the Church stand up to this blatant provocation and intimidation? I wish I could say unreservedly yes. I fear it will not.

Keep your Crutch out of our Church would be a good rallying cry. What we are more likely to hear form the Church is not a bang but a whimper.

Of course it doesn't work the other way. Homosexual groups will not have to print literature from churchses condemning homosexuality because that of course would be 'homophobia' - the secular heresy. It's a win win situation for them. If that is they are allowed to get away with it.

Sodom and Gomorrah coming to your church very soon.......

Devine Intervention

No principle involved here.

Just another cynical opportunist scuttling from a sinking ship.

Taxation Is The Tool Of Tyranny

Go see

Eno-ugh Already

Brian Eno and someone called Albane? have released an albumn about banning the bomb. Pass the Retro cliche please. Poor delluded Brian on radio was telling us how politicians are so predictable and you know what they are going to say before they say it. Here's something Brian. We know what the likes of YOU are going to say long before you open your stupid mouth. Left Left Left. Liberal drivel. More predictable than Big Ben. It's sooo tired. Climb back into your 60's 70's time capsule. We shall overcome,we shall be overcome with ennui...

Why do pop rock singers think their views on politics are more worthy of our attention than anybody else's? They May be great singers and composers but when they stray beyond their remit into world affairs their veiws are every bit as banal and silly as the man on the Clapham omnibus. Correction: more banal and assinine because at least the former inhabit the real world 24/7 unlike these preening pretentious posturing delluded artistes with too much time on their hands..

How To Politics

Should politicians be paid for by the public through taxation? No. They should be privately funded by their supporters. Why should I pay for Labour,Liberal and socialist politicians?

Only business people and those with independent means should be politicians, people with experience of the real world, not 'profesional' politicians who haven't run a whelk stall let alone been captains of industry.

Businessmen politicians would make far more sensible decisions. But there wouldn't be so much for them to do as they would be efficient and wouldn't cause problems as our politicians do but solve them in practical ways.

The only welfare would be private insurance so there would be no political corruption and bribing the electorate with their own money. What a caper. Why have we put up with such a corrupt system for so long?

British Law Meets Lewis Carol

Judges should keep their traps shut - and keep their traps open.

Life should mean life or call it something else. Release murderers because they have become geriatric? Bring back the death penalty and problem solved.

Here's The Dope On Drugs

Usual cop-out presented as realism.

Liberals never learn. Or they are just EVIL. Let's try again: you don't get rid of a problem by legalising it.

Now they want to spend taxpayers money on buying adicts heroin.

Here's my sollution. Jail the druggies when the commit crime and don't let them out for along time. Have zero tolerance for pushers. Shoot them as they do in China. End of.

Chocolate Soldier

There is a long standing tradition in the Conservative Party that when a tory member of parliament speaks the truth he has to resign immediately. Or he is pushed.

The Conservative Party died years ago. What we see now is the twitchings of a stinking corpse.

Ha Ha Snigger Snigger

Keep death off the Rails!

They also lack commonsense. Give a woman a choice between logic and illogic she rushes to embrace the latter.

Understanding Liberal Evil

This man oozes goodness from every pore. Why do the liberals have a visceral hatred for him? Because of that goodness. Which makes liberals: EVIL.

On a BBC programme on Blair's relationship with Bush the presenter Michael Cockerel referred to Bush as quote: ignorant,neocon, extreme etc. To the Left good is evil.

Their idea of goodness is to sentence a murderer to two years jail. That is compassion to them. Sympathy for the devil is what it is.

Blair is to be commended for recognising the good in Bush. His diehard leftists who are now circling in for the kill owe no allegiance to anything other than hell and recoil from the good in Bush like Dracula from the cross. It is an honour to be hated by the Left. When they start liking you you need to worry.

Driven To Destruction

Here it is. Keep death off the roads!

It was a hunch. Now there's the number crunch. We see it every day. Women cannot drive! They have a genetic predisposition to crash and drive badly. Too emotional. Whatever the reason we need to take this very seriously. Of course there are exceptions but they don't make the rule. They say they cannot navigate either! What are women for?!

I guess it is the man's job to steer them on the right course and protect them from themselves. What a thankless task that is. The human race lives under a curse of original sin and we are stuck with it. Women cannot help themselves. They die after their partners usually because they have driven them mad. The grave is a welcome escape.

Still. They are nice to look at......

Separation Of School And State

The UK should follow this


State mind control of British youth is sinister and fascistic. Keep the State out of our Schools would be a good motto.

The State has had a century or two to get it right. It was never going to happen. Third rate politicians running schools - whose bright idea was that.

The State is a cancer on education. It fears independent schools and wants to suck them in to its satanic maw. When they have lost their independence they start issuing demands. They seek to dilute the quality and integrity of such systems by foisting on those schools the hoi polloi, lowest common denominator, the no hoper social effluence. This is not done to elevate the latter(who could) but to drag down the calibre and quality of the best.

Animal Rights Terrorists Jailed

At last these scum will face some sort of justice. My punishment would be to throw them into the lion's cage in london Zoo. They can discuss animal rights with the noble beasts before they rip them to peices and eat them alive.

Mind How You Go

When they are not protecting terrorist muslim scum they are promoting gay and lesbian drives. A poster on my local police station -which looks more like a shop(but with fewer opening hours) announces a meeting to discuss the sodomites equal opportunity to join the police force.

Limp wristed pansy policemen, the thin pink line. There was a time when people were arrested for engaging in perverted acts. Now the police are promoting them.

Sometimes the pigs -( for that is what they have truly become) arrest people for having the wrong thoughts about homosexuals and suchlike. Eric Blair Tony's namesake aka George Orwell wrote a book about this thing called Thoughtcrime. It was a warning Tony,not a blueprint for your government.

Truth Trumps Fiction

In Gogol's classic novel Dead Souls the story is told of a con man who seeks to gain the identity of the dead serfs referred to as souls whose owners sometimes had taxes levied on them via a census .By purchasing these dead souls the protaganist seeks to gain social and financial cachet.

Just last week it was revealed that the deceased numbering in the tens of thousands are still receiving benefits beyond the grave to the tune of millions of pounds. The government is now paying dead people with the proceeds of the living. Cradle to grave is obviously not enough for this government. How long before it anounces that the dead will be allowed to vote? No taxation without representation is after all the watchword of all democrats. Death duties with a new twist.

My advice for those that die. Protect the pennies on your eye...

Creatures Of The Night

If I got involved in politics it would not be to help people but to protect them from people like this. There are legions of non-people like him who exist only to depredate and usurp in the guise of service. They are uncreative and parasitic. Never having done anything in their life they get theirs by taking life from others.

Thanks to this plunderer I have got to fill in a tax form which makes no sense whatsoever. Not only do I have to bare my neck to the vampire but I have to become a bureaucrat and twist my mind into pretzels like some government functionary in order to circumnavigate the doggrel and bureaucratese that these people spew out. They don't just want your soul; you've also got to do the paperwork.

I will have to pay over £100 to these bloodsuckers because I was late in filing. I may include a covering note telling them a thing or two. They will probably regard my complaint as more grounds for persecution.

Of course thes subhumans who work for government are very secretive. They may know your name and every last thing about you: where you live, your telephone number, how many times you go to the bathroom. But what do we know of them? Where do they live? What is Their phone number. We could pay them a visit.

Would they be so arrogant then? Would they make threatening intimidating comments to our face? You can see these living dead sitting in their Kafkaesque buildings issuing the latest minatory missive with veiled or overt threats of prosecution and fines for disobeying their demands for money with menaces. They sit there blinking in the darkness,souless the living dead. You have just threatened to cut off their life source by refusing to play their game of neck baring. The Gods are outraged,offended. The moral and spiritual counterfeiters rally their goon squads to swoop. Only immediate payments with interest will stay their hand.

God's banker or something that rhymes wants to be your leader now. He will Brown nose the public for a while with breath taking chutzpah on a smarm offensive. He is chameleon comedian and caricature. The public like being screwed apparently.Wasn't it Ayn Rand who summed it up? Sanction of the victims.

More Roots. Tony Tosser

It is a good job this photo isn't zoomed in. What was lost on the playing fields of Fettes....

Middlephobia

MSM fanned hatred of the middle class seems to be becoming a national blood sport. Parents from this despised class are being villified for trying to get their children a good education in the face of a corrupt and clapped out State system.

It is rightly called a lottery. They stand more chance of winning the latter than getting quality education from such a wretched and ridiculous monopolistic socialist system.

A man from Civitas was on the radio arguing for more competition via a vouchers system. Bad schools would face an exodus and flight of pupils to better schools but Socialist middle class twat Jeremy Corbyn was having none of it and insisted that the best approach was more government controlled local authority schools which is tantamount to saying that if someone is being poisoned to death the sollution is to feed them more poison. These people aren't stupid. They know Exactly what they are doing. File under EVIL.

Roots

An amateur geneologist has found out that black Democrat contender Obama's family had slaves a few centuries back. Bummer Obama. That'll shut you up. (Sorry I havn't found a link to this and got it from that bastion of right wingery Radio Four this morning.)

From the same source we were told that Hillary is more popular with black Americans than Obama. Will she make it to the Black sorry Whitehouse? As I have remarked before, they do say criminals always return to the scene of the crime....

Today Prog Covers Homeschooling

But they had an ex teacher on who advised against it. Too difficult he said. No doubt his failings as a teacher would be exposed in a one to one setting whilst in a classroom it is less obvious. The message was clear: don't try this at home.

He opened his comments by referring to those who homeschool as 'white middle class'. The sneer in his voice was barely concealed. The underclass use it to obviate prosecution for truancy and he was concerned that if a child is not registered by the educational authorities they can escape with only a few inspections a year or in more severe cases once a month. The implications were clear. He wanted legislation to deal with the errant parents but we all know how it would be used: to harrass homeschoolers who have the effrontery to question the educational system devised by their superiors to brainwash - sorry, educate their children.

Homeschooling and the exponential growth therof is an open rebuke of the failed flawed and compromised not to say atrocious State system. They won't brook it.

In Germany homeschooling is illegal. One man who attempted it had to flee over the border to escape the pursuing authorities who jail offenders. Ve have vays of making you conform. I rather think the ex teacher might have some sympathy with such a system.

My Manifesto (Little read Book)

I am going in to politics! The zeitegeist is aligned. Taking it to the streets. I'm now on the pavement thinking about the government. Strange days indeed. So here we go. Will I get your support gentle reader/s.? In no particular order:

Public hangings for murderers. The public bit is negotiable. Nothing elese! Criminals want the vote?The only vote they will get is a swinging one.

Scrap the welfare state. No more pussyfooting about with this Socialist Communist millstone. 60 years of moral economic spiritual depradation. It's all over now. Like the Berlin Wall, it's coming down!

We are leaving the EU! The communist bloc will have to do with one less teat to suck on. In fact we won't rest until we have brought that pack of jokers cards down. For starters we just need to get out.

No more funding of the 'arts'. If your art cannot support itself in the marketplace too bad. For most modern paintings hanging is too good for them. Socialist propaganda at taxpayer's expense is over.

No more immigration. In fact we are sending about 5 million back! All mosques are coming down. There is no room for Islam in the West. It belongs in the Muddle East if anywhere. Only entrpreneurs can stay and those with businesses. I'll decide later if they can vote. At the moment only indigenous Brits will be able to vote. Well some of them anyway. More of that later.

We are sacking over a million public serpents I mean servants. They will just have to dig ditches or something.

Income tax will be phased out. Vat scrapped. Inheritance and stamp duty too. And capital gains tax.

Separation of School and State. Government involvement in education has been an unmitigated disaster. In fact it has been a success. Countless generations have been lobotomised into socialist vote fodder. It may even be too late for this country. Probably is. ..

The BBC is going. The game is up. It can relaunch as Guardian TV and advertise for lots of governement jobs. But there will be a lot fewer of those so it better put its thinking head on.

I am libertarian but this homosexual thing has gone toooo far. Not clear yet on this but I think they need to be reigned in somehow. Raise the age of consent to 21 etc. No legal recognition of 'partnerships'.

Divorce is way too easy and the alimony laws are insane. The whole judiciary needs overhauling. Too many 60's hippy liberals are judges. Judge Judy where are you? Another good woman. I am close to idolising!

We are abolishing the DTI. Even the liberals supporting this! No, I can't understand it either! Still just because stupid people say sensible things once a millenia doesn't mean we should reject them. This bureaucratic monster needs to be ritually slaughtered. It's monstours reach stretches along Victoria st casting a large shadow over British business and the parasite's feast must stop.

Gender Wars.When the Battle's Lost and Won

Things are becoming quite insane. A stupid woman politican on radio four was complaining about the unsocial hours of an MP. She wants maternity leave. Take it -and don't come back! Emotional unstable women in the house of commons is all we need. She wants 9 to 5 hours. How about a little breast feeding during PM's question time. (A little PMT.) Jesus Christ on a bicycle have we all taken leave of our senses?

Is there no bastion of male supremacy that hasn't been smashed by this monstrous regiment of shemales? And to what end? We have feminist tokenism. Women not there by merit(you only have to listen to them for two seconds to know that) but Because they are female. The Tories have gone down the same road. They even have a girly-man as leader. (That thing he does with his tongue and lip - like a baby is surreal..)

Now that shemale is talking about her male associates in parliament. To paraphrase: "The house is so full of testosterone(really?), it's like a boys club. I was walking though it the other day and one of them said'look, it's a woman!. The other replied,'no it's not. It's a liberal!'. Good for them.


I guess for some women condescension and a patroninsing tone is all they have. Resentment makes them feel superior and contemptuous. Deep down they all seem to feel they are better than men despite the total lack of evidence to support such a belief.

There have been some great women in history. Ayn Rand, Margaret Thatcher and Julie Burchill come to mind but these seem to be the exception. And what did those three have in common? They all had good relationships with their fathers and all but idolised them. Go figure....

Should Women Be Teachers Even?

Iam beginning to wonder. Perhaps at primary school. Maybe.We have a problem Houston. We have mass feminisation of the State Schools. Socialism in action. The boys are feminized. And taught How To Homosexual Lessons. And how to wear a condom. And all about the Suffragettes (who were terrorists with hysteria.)If only all of them would fall under a horse. Or just shut up would do.

Women drivers bother me as well. You see them talking on their mobile phones. Don't ever believe they can 'multi-task' as the feminazi propaganda has it. They can't even turn a corner and signal at the same time! They should really have their car licences gently but firmly removed from them.

And why do women wear make-up? Still catering to men when they are supposed to be liberated. O well. So many questions. They also seem to dominate the media with their wimmin issues. Are we in danger of becoming a matriachy? The very definition of a living hell.

I'll leave the last word to Socrates: 'When a woman says she has an equal relationship with her husband -you know she is in charge'.

No! Why should I leave the last word to Soc? Here's my last word. Men, if you are going to marry make sure you get a water tight pre nup. Probably won't make any difference as the legal system has been emascualted and easy divorce and alimony laws are all on the side of women.

Here's Brigham Young with the really really last word: 'You won't hear me criticising the Devil . He's very good at his job'.

NHS Killing Fields

There be bugs and dragones..

Bonkers UK

Going completely mad? Perhaps people go demented as a way of coping withthe insanity of the world? Or they have information overload and meltdown. They think therfor they go off their rocker.This world not to say country is enough to drive anyone over the edge. It takes a certain skill and intelligence not to go completely maddocks. If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs.....

Homeschooling Revolution

The Daily Mail reported yesterday(23.2 07) that more and more British people are homeschooling. Reasons given ranged from poor educational standards,violence and anti social behaviour, innappropriate sex education content,drugs, and lastly but I suspect not leastly circumvention of prosecution of parents for truancy. The latter of course is related to the former because children's truancy is reflected in those problems they are often seeking to escape from.

What an indictment of State education that so many no longer have any faith that it can deliver the goods even on a rudimentary level. Has the time not come to question the State's involvement in education per se and move towards total market based education? Only such a radical step will free the system up from over bureaucratisation,centralisation, sclerosis and insidious socialisation.

Do children who have not even been taught the basics and building blocks of learning such as reading writing and arithmatic need to be initiated into the homosexual subculture with all its attendant unhealthy ramifications? Who benefits from legions of dysfunctional miseducated children flooding the job market other than the welfare departments and the social services who have permanet clients for their dubious services into perpetuity?

Highly unionised education has created an unhealthy bias towards fostering statist mentalities who look to government for all the answers and never develop independence of mind as a result.Parents would do well to examine just what passes for education these days in the typical state school. Lots of it is little more than liberal propaganda across the board with the invidious religion of political correctness supplanting free enquiry and socialist dogma masquerading as objective instruction.

Government plans to raise the school leaving age to 18 are an attempt to extend the lobotomisation process still further, effectively institutionalising the youth population rendering them totally dependent on the State and permanently crippled thereby,wards of governemnt tax based largesse, brainwashed to be little robots of compliance and obesiance.

Egypt

Egypt arrests blogger. First they came for the Egyptians...Then they will egypp us all.

What A Racket.

Wimbeldon women to be paid the same as men? They are going to play five sets now are they? One more round in the battle of the sexes lost to women. Here's the elephant in the drawing room: women are weaker physically, mentally, morally intellectually and spiritually (and every other conceivable way) than men. That is why men lead and women follow. Reverse that natural order and hell is come again. Feminism is a cancer and it is devouring the world.

The lost cojones. A woman whipped matriachal society is a hell on earth of socialism, communism, worship of the Mother State. Drive the monstrous regiment of masculine females back in to the kitchen where they belong and they can do least harm.

Homosexuality and all the other curses belong at the door of the malevolent feminnazism sweeping the world.

Nuke women's rights!

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Capitalism's bad rap

Having just read an attack on capitalism on the grounds it is inhuman I have been pondering why it is so detested by the left or even some religious conservatives. They talk of the money changers and how Christ threw them out of the temple. I put it down to their own psychological flaws and shortcomings which they project onto a system that exposes those flaws to the glaring light of reality. Where there is no competition there can be no failure.

This particular writer seems to be against non face to face business transactions but unless we return to a primitve communal communistic barter system of rudimentary exchange on a localised level, a hand to mouth existence with no material luxuries it is unrealistic not to say regressive, atavistic, primitivism of the rankest and desperate kind.

He goes on to say that the attack on the WTC exposed America's weak economic underbelly and revealed the tentative contingent and compromise modern trade system with its precarious foundations. On the contrary the globalised reach of capitalism with its movement of intellectual property is the cornerstone of wealth production and has its greatest expression in America, the cornucopia of capitalism from which this ungrateful mental and moral pygmy resides.

If Conservatives have such an ambivalent if not hostile attitude to capitalism is it any wonder the intellectual barbarians of the left are encroaching on our liberties and freedoms from the academic centres of America, through the media to the hearts and minds of the American people.

Latest Darwin Awards

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Now Bush is Appeasing the NKoreans

Why? Is this the lame duck speaking? Expect more duck billed plattitudes. If it waddles like a lame duck and squawks like a lame duck.....

Lets see if I get this right. If you don't build nukes we will give you oil. Is that it? Seem to remember that was the failed and discreditied Klinton rout. Wasn't it that great mathematician Albert E who said "Insanity it doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"?

Bush's Biggest Error

- Was to think that you could civilise the Arabs. His people did it with the Japs but obviously the camel shaggers are beyond sub human and enjoy killing each other in tribal fashion and blowing up each other's mosques. His greatest failure was to give these people the benefit of the doubt.

Re Iran he has now learned that Democratisation won't work and its time to get the Nukes out. Fireworks coming soon. Lets all enjoy the show!

Kilroy Roughs Up Muslims on Today

Silk upper Cut Muslims on R 4 this morning. They were bloody and bowed. Women should be able to infiltrate, sorry, enter the mosques. Good on you Kilroy. Help emasculate the mosques,weaken and undermine them. We are with you. A bit of ethnic multicultural cleansing is in order and you are just the street brawler politico to do it. It is open season on Islam now and all self respecting Brits should wade in and proffer their support. The monkeys are on the run. Expect lots of gibbering wailing and gnashing of teeth and phoney outrage to break out from the 'mooslim communiee'.

Stuff The Taxman (Taxidummy)

OK. I never got round to filling in my tax return. They won't bother me, a minnow. Should get a letter soon telling me I owe them £100 for being late, plus a percentage if I continue not to file . Yes but they won't pursue lil' ol' me. I'm safe. Ain't I? Prisons are full. Be a one man tax revolt. How comes everyone is taxed to death and some old aged pensioner sticks her neck out and refuses to pay and goes to jail? Where's everyone else? Then someone bails her out (probably Gordon).

The politicians have got us sussed. We are State Junkies. We know it is killing us but we go back for more. Gordon says jump, tax, and we say how high? We love that which enslaves us. Haven't got time now to explain the psychodynamics but it is sick man. Real sick. Our trumpeted tolerance is really weakness disguised as a virtue. We just can't say no. Our servants have become our masters....

What kind of person would be a tax collector? They went on strike on the 31st. That is the first industrial action I have ever supported!

Culled Turkey

Are the factory chickens coming home to roost. Well I had chicken today. Its a poultry matter. Lets talk turkey. People in the culinary know insist it is a crap meat. That's why most people only eat it once a year. I am personaly convinced by the Jamie Oliver /Hugh Fearnley Whittingsall line that the mass production of foodstuffs should be avoided where possible. I don't have an ideological political opposition to it, just a personal health based one. If others want to eat junk food let them.

Archer: Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction

Two statues have apparently been stolen from Lord Archer's gardens today. One was of a female figure doing handstands. Forget the cedar logo. What a perfect symbol for Party of Dave turning tory principles on their head: a figure of a girl doing handstands. No, you truly couldn't make it up....

Return Of The Magi

Even in her last days Thatcher has more fire in her than the insipid girlyboy David. She was at a Cold War exhibition yesterday talking about freedom and liberty and what it takes to defend it. What gravitas and wisdom in one little soundbite . Watch it David, and weep ( I imagine you are rather good at that).

When it threw her out of 10 Downing Street it didn't just shoot itself in the foot, it actualy ripped the heart and soul out of the party. Now all that is left is a hollow shell echoing vapid nothings to a tired and cynical electorate which it helped to create.

Meet Your Maker the Mad Muslim Poxy Moron

Frothing Muslim Cummuniee Leaders are outraged! "How dare you try and link us with terrorists?" A book shop owner selling harmless muslim tracts ( you know, containing such enlightened ideas as all jews are pigs etc ) has been released without charge. "Its a police state!" he moans, "my parents have aged 10 years in the last week". Whatever. Stop belonging to a community that wants to introduce sharia law and promoting a death cult and the police will stop viewing you as a possible suspect in a plot to behead those who are defending democracy. Simple really..

Who let these people in? Isn't it time we showed them the door? We have been way too tolerant for way too long. This is the result.

Monty Pylon's Flying Circuits

Scotland is up in arms because they want to put up more of these monsters to help the wind farm capacity. (You know, those beautiful aesthetic windmills*). It's for the environment! Gorra laugh ain't yer?

*Now you know why they called it Kyoto: Tilting at windmills.....

Paedophile Prophet

For those who claimed I got all the stuff about Mohumud being a paedo from dodgy websites i hope they caught ch 4's Dispatches a few weeks ago when the mad immams were advocating child brides for muslims on the grounds that 'Piss be upon him' took a 6 or 8 yr old girl to wife.

If he was alive today he would be villified alongside Garry Glitter who apparently may return from Vietnam to the UK. Perhaps he should look up his local mosque for some moral support when he gets here.....

How To Cut Crime

ENVIRONMENTNIHILISM

http://www.earthnewswire.com/index.php?option=com_forum&Itemid=89&page=viewtopic&t=11

Thanks to my 14 year old neice for showing me how to link. Over two years blogging and just got it. Covered in shame. Next I am going to show you how I can post pictures! If I can remember....

If you can wade through the verbiage you will see that I join the fray for several heated exchanges. For some reason it seems to have stalled. Why not get it going again and drive the eco fascists spare. I think it has already happened......

Winds Of Change?

I am being asked to switch to the new blogger. Is it a good idea or not. Beta. Or that's what I am on now. Think I shall resist.I'm a Conservative after all...