Royal Family My Arse

So the nauseating spectacle of the royal marriage is going to be inflicted on its subject peoples for months to come.This hideous freak show of royal parasites sucking the public dry so they can live high off the hog is so obscene as to defy all description.The feeble argument that it only costs all of us 60p a year would not stand up in a court of law.If I were charged with stealing tens of millions of pounds from the public and argued in my defence that it only amounted to 60p per person I would be laughed out of court and put behind bars.For all our sakes let us hope the ring brings as much luck to the smirking William's wife to be as it did to its original owner.